High Tech Dolphin. Not really though. Warlock blood snorkling.

Warlocks are getting a new item designed specifically for off-hand use, known as "mage". With "mage" a warlock can eat mana biscuits, afk during wipes, blink targets into lavapits and gain spells once lost and given to other classes.

There are a few different types of "mages" a warlock can equip, depending on how many warriors he's kiting at any one time.

The "frost mage" off-hand for instance, roots Azeroth to the spot and allows the Warlock to roam freely, while everything else sits there, waiting to die from 45k iceshadow lancebolts. It also replaces the Voidwalker with a snowman.

The "fire mage" off-hand allows the Warlock to daze any target anywhere, regardless of range. It also allows the Warlock to launch a "medicine bomb" at the target, knocking it off it's feat indefinately. Only a full account reset can debuff this.

The third off-hand option "arcane mage" allows the Warlock to bend time itself, whilst at the same time flying through the air, nuking targets for 150k damage per shot.

The Warlock can always "cannabilize" the mage for instant mana and qq tears.

Finally, the Warlock gains a new power called "fuck you loladin" which automatically places a "Warrior" debuff on a Paladin. This debuff lasts for every bit of overhealing the Paladin does. The debuff lowers the Paladins intellect by 6000 and prevents any and all forms of action until the warrior is killed/ removed from the Paladin's back.

More news as Mists of Pandaria is unveiled!

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Death knights ruin everything. They're like puberty. Painful. Both emotionally and physically . Like, they play a class, but don't know why. They don't know how. They run home from school to log into the game and plague the living fuck out of normal players.

But it aint just them. It seems like it's almost damn near everybody now.

For example. In a heroic, the tank, a meh Belf warrior exclaims "if you fail i kik". He was already pretty pissed off with the priests suggestion that he doesn't move for the encounter. That priest was right. Because the boss is a dragon. And moving a dragon is sometimes a stupid experiment. Tail whip. All fucking day.

So, about 15 seconds in he dies to AOE. Complains that it is the healers fault. But he intentionally stood in fire/ lava, to demonstrate a point to the healer that sometimes moving is a good thing. Why not just fucking move instead of screwing up the encounter.

See, that's what I don't get with some people pugging. They make it a personal thing. They're out to proove to the world that they are not stupid and expect good things from everyone else. But at the same time they are fucking sandmunching idiots.

The only reason why this is happening is because those clever devs have figured out how to make every single aspect of the game more accessible. But as for the ones that are not? They are left in shambles. Ruined. Look at Arena. In it's current incarnation, its a broken and dying thing and needs a heart trasnplant. It's mainly to do with class imbalance.

Now, everyone seems to be under the illusion that the horrid advantages some classes have over others will go away, because the devs are saying that everything is being "revamped". But they won't be revamped. It'll be a bastardised version of the current system, complete with a new set of obvious flaws. I fair can't wait to stop playing my warlock again.

Twitter.

Apparently I have a twitter now.


MalcontentAD.

I'll be doing updates and crap soon.

Raise Dead.

So I'm back. Malcontent is once again set loose upon the cavalcade of moron and sea of idiot that is World of Warcraft. With the release of patch 4.3, Hour of Twighlight, we have three new dungeons to play with. This is a mini post, since I don't have an amazing amount of time free at the moment. I'll throw up some experiences of fail in these new graveyards soon enough.